robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
jakemalik: jakemalik: jakemalik: can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge SOMEONE HELP fuck u anons
plot twist: the doctor's real name is esteban julio ricardo de la rosa ramirez
imgonnariverdance: kurumixoxo: c-0-ld: ioncedreamed: windspray: glorifies: dysphorism: bubblevortex: copy and paste yourself into my bed and delete all of your clothes while you’re at it we can get a little alt of ctrl shift your way over to me now back the space between us and enter me i’m 600% done you can’t Esc
castielinablanket: superwhoavengedirectionlock: loseerrrrrrrrr: thokjr: thedadwhisperer: listerinemouthwash: if i meet one more fucking person who says they “love” animals but isnt vegan im gonna lose my fucking mind i love animals i’m not vegan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You can love something and still want it in your mouth, for example I love cock…. this is the best thing ever i love people...
dirtsbag: if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
poopflow: poopflow: i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born
the-fandom-queen-of-skaia: shazelblue: what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food I tried to scroll. I tried so fucking hard.