May 2013
robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
April 2013
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge
SOMEONE HELP
fuck u anons
plot twist: the doctor's real name is esteban julio ricardo de la rosa ramirez
imgonnariverdance:
kurumixoxo:
c-0-ld:
ioncedreamed:
windspray:
glorifies:
dysphorism:
bubblevortex:
copy and paste yourself into my bed
and delete all of your clothes while you’re at it
we can get a little alt of ctrl
shift your way over to me now
back the space between us
and enter me
i’m 600% done
you can’t Esc
castielinablanket:
superwhoavengedirectionlock:
loseerrrrrrrrr:
thokjr:
thedadwhisperer:
listerinemouthwash:
if i meet one more fucking person who says they “love” animals but isnt vegan im gonna lose my fucking mind
i love animals i’m not vegan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You can love something and still want it in your mouth, for example I love cock….
this is the best thing ever
i love people...
dirtsbag:
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
poopflow:
poopflow:
i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born
the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:
shazelblue:
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
